POETS AS ATTENTION-SEEKERS

Let me have another opportunity of years before me and I will not die without being remember’d.

(Keats to Fanny Brawne, March 1820)

Let me have another opportunity of years before me and I will not die without being remember’d.

(Keats to Fanny Brawne, March 1820)


Would you have a look at these poems for me?

The first time I encountered this bold question, I was moved. Of course, I would look at the poems. I was a college teacher. Besides, didn’t I write them myself? Didn’t I understand?

Many poems, many writing groups, many poetry competitions and magazines later, I know how much I did not understand about poetry and the matter of sharing it with a public readership.

It was ‘Frank McBard’ who asked the question, and Frank who began to clarify things. Frank is just one example – because the world has many Franks, young and old, male and female.

Frank was ‘widely published’ long before we met. Later, to his credit, he became aware that his early poetry ‘successes’ were exploitative scams, but this didn’t hold him back.

He had a brief phrase of entering competitions and submitting to national and international magazines. However, he had little success and sensibly decided the returns weren’t worth the outlay. Instead, he attended evening classes (mine among them) to build confidence. To learn. And learn he did. He learned what other poets were doing. They performed in pubs; some printed and sold copies of their work in the local library.

Frank had a better idea (this was before the internet, before computers in homes and libraries). He had sets of poems reproduced in small photocopied booklets and distributed them free. He selected local issues and people – wrote verses especially for them – presented them with these poems as gifts. He demanded press releases about himself from the local paper. Soon he was widely referred to as ‘local poet Frank McBard’. This gave him a sense of satisfaction, although he aspired to more.

McBard’s title as ‘local poet’ was fully deserved. Rarely does a person labour so hard and at such personal cost simply to earn the name of ‘poet’. I have deliberately not commented on his actual poetry – because it is irrelevant. Frank’s outstanding ‘gift’ was for marketing his work. And it mattered to him – mattered enormously – that he should be recognised as a poet.

As for the famous dead poets I grew up idolising – each of them had a touch of Frank; and if they did not, then they co-habited with a Frank substitute who did the work for them. Failing all else they were ‘discovered’ posthumously by an academic McBard who rode to fame on their coat-tails (attention-seeking is not restricted to poets).

The only difference between the great poets and Frank is that superior writing can be marketed in different places. Wordsworth, Plath, Keats, Larkin, MacDiarmid – these writers slaved for their place in the literary canon. They dedicated themselves to selling (metaphorically and literally) their work, often to the detriment of much else in their lives. They combined writing talent with marketing gusto.

Would Frank have come to be locally ‘known’ without his self-marketing ability? I am certain he would not. Would he have become ‘known’ if he was a superb writer with no self-publicising determination? I fear – no. Success in the literary world can only be a reality for those who possess both talents, though not necessarily in equal proportion. Of the two, I am inclined to think the quality of determined attention-seeking the more significant.

All this makes me wonder, especially in the field of poetry, about those writers who do not attempt to publish their work. Where are they? Do they really exist? What has become of their work over the last millennium? And how many of them are women?

McBard, I am not ashamed to admit, inspired me. I saw his efforts and redoubled my own. I was richer than Frank and could buy more stamps and enter more competitions. I had the benefit of an academic education and a life-time study of literature. I knew a fair bit about poetry. And so it began. At first, my work was summarily rejected by a number of outlets. Then the acceptances started. Like Frank, I wasn’t satisfied easily.

And now – what does it all add up to? Several publications later, I am still doing it, as this blog bears witness. For nearly forty years I was the sort of person who wrote poetry in isolation. I spent a great deal of time and effort working on it – and I still think this impulse is quite separate from the instinct to publish. Why would anyone spend three weeks messing about with three words if they were not either dedicated or seriously deluded?

When, inspired by Frank’s efforts, I started the long and costly journey towards publication, I told myself it was about communicating. I told myself it was about art. But it wasn’t. It was simply about getting attention.

The highest honour for any poem is to be remembered and passed on, and for this to continue long after the name of the author is forgotten. The poet is not “an important fellow” as Stevie Smith rightly said. But the poem doesn’t get remembered unless somebody – usually the poet – gets it out there. You can’t aspire to be Anon unless somebody reads, or hears, your words.

I believe the craft – which is what I first cared about – succeeds or fails at home, where the poet is her own most demanding critic. The burning need for attention is another matter.  Without it, there might be no literature.  Without it, the very best of our art would (and perhaps it does) end its life in a back cupboard.

IF I DON’T MAKE MY MEANING PLAIN

‘Oh now I have hit it,’ said Don Quixote; ‘thou wouldst say thou art so docile, tractable, and gentle that thou wilt take what I say to thee, and submit to what I teach thee.’

Except there are many Sancho-Panza Poets that don’t and won’t.

‘Oh now I have hit it,’ said Don Quixote; ‘thou wouldst say thou art so docile, tractable, and gentle that thou wilt take what I say to thee, and submit to what I teach thee.’

Except there are many Sancho-Panza Poets who won’t.

But who am I to bludgeon people into submitting appropriately? I printed a whole booklet on the subject — How (Not) to Get Your Poetry Published. That is not to say people must read it.

From this you will gather we are in the submissions ‘window’ again. Christmas cards are tumbling through the letter box and so are large brown envelopes stuffed with poetry. Some splendid poetry has arrived, in fact.

However, I must select. As the politicians would say, difficult decisions must be taken. Lessons must be learned. There is only one of me, and money and — even more significantly, time — is limited.

Lessons have been learned by many of the submitters too: some of them are good. They do the right thing in their covering letters. They present the poems well, in a normal-sized type-face; they do not bind them; they have a name and address on every sheet.

I am quite stressed when I open them, however. I am thinking, Oh my God, what shall I do if this one is marvellous? A good bit of me is hoping it’s not, because I am wearing thin.

So let’s see. What is the poet asking when she or he sends in this submission? It is a request for publication. Please like my poems enough to publish them. I have made this request of others, so I know the uneasy position all too well. Nobody wants to be a groveller, and yet it feels like grovelling.

In my case, because I am a pamphlet publisher, it is not such a big request as it would be, say, to Bloodaxe. In my case, it is Please like twenty-eight pages-worth of my poems well enough to print them.

No-one can LIKE to order. That’s obvious. Some of this is personal. But some is not.

Offering to publish someone’s poems means a number of things.

It must follow, as the night the day, there will be a working relationship, so it needs to be a person one feels one can get along with (covering letter and perhaps previous interaction significant here). It’s going to cost serious cash to do this — for a pamphlet I allow about £350.00 all in, which may be on the conservative side. It’s going to cost time (I spend at least the equivalent of a week’s full-time time on each publication and sometimes two.) It’s going to mean promoting the publication to everyone I know, including my friends, so I’d better believe in it. It’s going to mean putting multiple copies in multiple packages to multiple people, often early in the morning before trauchling off through the snow to one of my paying jobs. It may eventually cover its costs. Many of the publications do not.

Publishing poetry makes me poorer. So why. . . ?  Well, obviously if you believe in poetry at all, you know that’s the deal. It makes you poorer in pocket and richer in perception. It can make some people feel rather powerful too, though this power, like all other earthly power, is a mixed blessing. We are — make no mistake, Sancho — servants of the mill, not masters of the muse.

Back to the submissions. When I tear open the envelope and start to read, I have a mental checklist. I have considered returning some submissions with this very list attached, since it would allow people to know how they ‘scored’. However, the fact is if they pass on the final criterion, you can forget about the rest.

In reality, it’s likely to be a combination of factors. Also, I may yet make it an absolute requirement to take out a subscription to HappenStance.

One last thing before I share my list. I have many pamphlets waiting to be worked on, and much unsold poetry filling what was once the ‘spare’ bedroom. Anyone submitting to me for the first time now is looking two years ahead, even if I think their poetry is the best thing since sliced wasteland. It is far quicker to win one of the pamphlet competitions.

Now I’ll share the not very secret checklist, but first please note, I always acknowledge submissions by post and usually reply in more detail later, unless they are sent, without prior agreement, from outside Europe. I never acknowledge by email. In my case, it’s snail or sink.

1. Is there an SAE big enough to return the poems? (I ALWAYS return the poems with scribblings, whether or not I make an offer.)

2. Is there an articulate covering letter, with a date on it? (Sorry, I am an English teacher.)

3. Are the poems clearly presented in a normal-sized and consistent type-face?

4. Is name and address on each sheet?

5. Are poems loose-leaf, so I can shuffle them at will?

6. Has the person got a reputable track record of publication?

7. Is the person active in Poetry World? Are they likely to be able to sell more than 10 copies?

8. Is the person interacting on the web, with friends who will respond to email flyers and use an online purchasing facility?

9. Does this person know something about HappenStance? Have they read any of the publications? Can they say something reasonable about why they have chosen to send poems to me?

10. Is this a subscriber?

11. Have I met them?

12. Have they been recommended or mentioned to me by one of my other poets?

13. Have they submitted before? (I keep notes)

14. Do I like the poems?

15. Do I LOVE any of the poems? How shall I love thee? Let me count the ways . . .

 

 

 

 

WHY POETS NEED TO BE ONLINE

It used to be an option. Now it’s a necessity.

When a poet first approaches me about publication, if they’re not web-savvy, they don’t read the guidelines on the website. They don’t read the blog. They don’t get the free downloads. They don’t order publications or subscribe. So they have little understanding of how I work. This don’t, as Shania Twain says, impressa me much.

 

It used to be an option. Now it’s a necessity.

When a poet first approaches me about publication, if they’re not web-savvy, they don’t read the guidelines on the website. They don’t read the blog. They don’t get the free downloads. They don’t order publications or subscribe. So they have little understanding of how I work. This don’t, as Shania Twain says, impressa me much.

When I publish a pamphlet, I do an email flyer. There are paper ones too, of course, but the first orders come in as a direct result of the email flyer. If the poet is online, with email contacts, those people are the first to order – a small flood of them. If they have no email ‘friends’, there’s a tiny dribble. I need that flood, right? It’s what pays for the next publication.

When the process of putting a pamphlet together reaches white-hot excitement, I need to be able to bounce pdf files back and forward, sometimes very fast. Doing this by snail is a killer. I can do it, but it holds things back horribly. Besides, I haven’t got time. Not any more.

Once the publication is done, it goes into the ‘shop’ on the website. For some poets, about 75% of sales come that way. These are the poets who have a web life. Non-Faber pamphlets don’t sell in shops, remember?

Facebook drives lots of people barmy with continual ‘events’ notices. Nevertheless, it’s one of the ways new publications get noticed. You don’t have to be a Facebook/Twitter aficionado. You just have not to ignore this business. It’s hard to find readers for poetry. ALL the methods are important.

If you’re a poet, being online is not just about you. It’s about knowing what’s going on with other poets – who’s won what, who’s annoying whom, who’s just published a book you want to read, who’s reading at an event in your area. If you don’t take an interest in these things, who’s going to take an interest in you? What goes around comes around.

If you lived in the nineteenth century, you couldn’t have been a poet if you didn’t write letters. I still write letters. I LOVE letters.

Letters are optional now. Emails are not.

 

 

 

 

Raining poems

They are arriving from all quarters, by mail, by email, by Facebook, by hand, in my sleep and waking. Can’t keep up. Ever felt like that? Yep. I thought so.

Then you calm down a bit and one little line or so gets through with its calm, quiet voice and things are all right again.

They are arriving from all quarters, by mail, by email, by Facebook, by hand, in my sleep and waking. Can’t keep up. Ever felt like that? Yep. I thought so.

Then you calm down a bit and one little line or so gets through with its calm, quiet voice and things are all right again.

 

Pile of pamphlets
Pile of pamphlets

Snow has gone. It’s raining poems instead. I can’t keep up with the pamphlet update. I’m trying valiantly to get the tripartite reviews edited and online, but I cannot tell a lie: I’m behind on that too.

Working on Sphinx 12 still. Great interviews with Alex McMillen (Templar) and Chris Hamilton-Emery (Salt). And I’ve got Gerry Cambridge talking about professional type-setting — must read for anyone thinking of calling in a typesetter, and GC is The Best. His work on the two recent Mariscat pamphlets, Susie Maguire’s How to Hug and Lesley Harrison’s One Bird Flying, is superb. These are gorgeous publications to have and hold. Great reading too.

Back at the range, A Conversation with Ruth Pitter — a record of Thomas McKean’s visits to her home in Long Crendon in the 80s — is mainly ready. Just huffing and puffing about the cover just now. Ruth was a wonderful person, and the end is particularly moving (and comforting).

Submissions still arriving. I’m getting less subtle. Last year I lost money on publications, quite a bit. Sphinx has a lot to do with that so I hope things will get back to a balance after the paper issue ceases. But now when poets send work I’m starting to say outright, “Subscribe. Help the press. Subscribe.” It’s not just a matter of helping the cash flow (though it does help if people not only subscribe but also buy three or four pamphlets during the year); it’s the whole business of establishing a good quality reader base. I like subscribers who tell me what they think of the publications (good or bad). It’s important. Lots of them go on to become Sphinx reviewers too. I think quality reading and quality writing are inextricably bound up. Most of the poets I’ve published stay subscribers too, and the invisible network grows. I am grateful to them.

If a person sending me work doesn’t seem to have taken an interest in the publications on the list, makes no mention of reading or liking them, a feeling of intense (and unreasonable) gloom starts to afflict me.

It’s not their fault. They just don’t understand how it works. They probably still think publishers are powerful and anonymous people who have vast power to sell poetry all over the place. Poetry is hard to shift, especially if you want it to go to people who will read it — not just the aunts, uncles, cousins and writer-pals of the poet. Sphinx (among other publications) has tried to open up the truth of all this — all the stories of all the independent publishers, the self-publishers, the poet — but it’s only ever had a relatively small readership. And it takes time.

The very nice people at Inpress invited me to join up. They help sell stuff. They produce a very nice brochure too — and a poet friend sent a copy recently. But there are two problems with that. 1. You have to pay for their service. 2. You have to send them a stream of information, jpgs of book covers, marketing information etc, as well as doing all this for your own website, for the various other places you have to send it and so on. That takes time.

Time! The most precious thing in human existence, with the exception of Health.

And even with a special offer and online only, someone who is not making profit has reservations about paying an agency to do what you’re already doing, unless you’re wholly convinced they are doing much better, or more advantageously.

How not to do it…

The prose publication I seem to have been writing for the last six months (well I have, never mind seems) is finally done. How (Not) to Get Your Poetry Published.

The prose publication I seem to have been writing for the last six months (well I have, never mind seems) is finally done. How (Not) to Get Your Poetry Published.

Now I’ve just got to hope some people will find it useful and enjoyable. There are two sample chapters free in the shop but naturally the best bit is in the chapters you have to pay for.

The people who really need to read it, however, may not. Two submissions received this week were from poets who cannot have looked at the submissions guidelines on this site, and probably not on anybody’s site. Sigh. I’ll send them a flyer. It is such a shame when well-meaning writers mangle their own chances.

The STORY competition for 2009 is also ready to go. This year’s flyers are a nice shade of mauve. Somehow this has been happening in the middle of a new central heating system being installed. I hope to goodness none of the dust has got into the How Not Tos. It wouldn’t impress, would it? But today my toes are toasty.

 

Competitions

Competitions are springing up all over the place. Competitions in competition with competitions.

Competitions are springing up all over the place. Competitions in competition with competitions.

 

 

A few of last year's STORY entries
A few of last year’s STORY entries

I say this as somebody who is trying to get the flyer right for this year’s HappenStance STORY competition. Yesterday I read about Iota’s new poetry competition (actually it is new Iota’s new poetry competition), and Mslexia arrived, not only flagging this year’s poetry competition but a new short story competition.

I had a submission from a poet recently too — quite a good one — where the main track record was a series of wins or placings in competitions. Hardly any poems in the magazines I usually read.

I have mixed feelings about all of this. Competitions raise money to keep enterprises going, so when Arts Council Funding flags, expect to see more of them. They don’t raise easy money, but they can bring in substantial amounts. It’s not ‘easy’ cash, because the administering of the competition itself is complicated and time-consuming. But so is completing funding applications, with their various knock-on demands.

A competition culture almost certainly affects the dominant mode of writing. That is to say: there are myriads of poems which are simply not competition poems. They are too long or too short or too slight or too whimsical. A competition poem needs a bit of gravitas. A competition poem needs to be capable of being marketed as a Winner.

Oh dear. I suppose I don’t like the X factor culture in which we live. I don’t like Stars in Your Eyes. I don’t like Market-Driven Existence.

But why am I writing this bloggery business at all? It’s part of HappenStance profile raising. It’s an indirect way of — yet again — Getting Attention. You have to Get Attention to get readers. It’s too complicated for me on this wild, wuthery January morning — too complicated by far. Every blog is in competition for somebody’s time, in competition with the trillions of other blogs on the web, in competition with the uncountable moments of existence in which a person could be doing something else. Their STORY competition flyer, for example.

When I look at my own poems (for example, a recent one is called The Land-Lubber’s Song and it begins ‘Livery livery liver-me-lee / Give me a long, long liver’), they start to shrink and quiver slightly. I can’t enter them for anything. I have grave doubts about even sending them to magazine editors…